I may be wicked, but I still gave an onion.

Just because I’m yawning doesn’t mean I’m bored, it means I’m tired because...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:09:59 -0400

Just because I’m yawning doesn’t mean I’m bored, it means I’m tired because I got up at fucking early o’clock

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:56:46 -0400

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:32:37 -0400

madhatterlinny: chyeahsheckya8e: naughtily: kishona: auntiesp...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:56:09 -0400

madhatterlinny:

chyeahsheckya8e:

naughtily:

kishona:

auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

NO STAY, CHUBBY LIL SEAL

AW

That’s some dirty ass water….

My little four year old cousin is spending the night. She brought her rock collection with her....

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:24:52 -0400

My little four year old cousin is spending the night. She brought her rock collection with her. “I like my rocks,” she said.

"I’m going to let you into my world right now: I have to fart so I’m going to walk over here and..."

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:30:40 -0400

““I’m going to let you into my world right now: I have to fart so I’m going to walk over here and pretend to do something that’s not farting. Don’t follow me.””

- Guy I work with

vivlio: wtf

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:11:22 -0400

vivlio:

wtf

Wakes up in the middle of the night

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:25:11 -0400

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

Guest at someone's home

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:20:18 -0400

Me: YOUR KITCHEN CABINETS AND DRAWERS ARE WRONG.
Me: WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE FORK IN THE DRAWER FARTHEST FROM THE PLATES.
Me: NOW I HAVE TO WALK TO GET A FORK.
Me: YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 20:27:00 -0400

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fuckyeahforensics: Here I am last new years Here’s a pic of my boyfriend and I. Aren’t we...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:19:32 -0400

fuckyeahforensics:

Here I am last new years

Here’s a pic of my boyfriend and I. Aren’t we adorable?

Selfie

Something was making me laugh at the Christmas party.

Me at work. I need a plant for my cubicle.

Me driving my car. Don’t worry, I never text and drive!

Friends and I at a dinner party

Sometimes work is stressful!

My wedding day

I always wear a helmet. Safety first!

Bridal photo

This might be my favorite thing.

Texts From My Dad

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:27:28 -0400

My parents got their dog a chair.

“She knows how to use the reclining feature,” says my dad. “I had to tape a long stick to her paw so she could reach the lever she has to pull.”

“Unfortunately now she walks on three legs and drags that long stick.”

“Click click click, throughout the whole house. It’s very irritating.”

“Here she is with her stick…”

“Using the reclining feature…”

“She also pushes her ramp to her chair. She’s very strong.”

“She loves her chair.”

GoldenEye

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:06:55 -0400

You know in GoldenEye when you have to lead Natalya around and it is so infuriating because she is slow and whines a lot and keeps getting killed? Just how it is when you have to show a customer something on the other side of the store. Except maybe not that last part..

Pretending to be busy is kind of tiring actually.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:28:07 -0400

Pretending to be busy is kind of tiring actually.

And this is the status I put up because of some of my fb friends...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:54:11 -0400

And this is the status I put up because of some of my fb friends and it is the truth.

This is how I responded to the friend of mine from my previous...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:52:27 -0400

This is how I responded to the friend of mine from my previous post.

My other fb friend posted this today. This also makes me mad for...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:51:02 -0400

My other fb friend posted this today. This also makes me mad for a different reason…and 9 people like it.

MY FB FRIEND POSTED THIS IT MAKES ME SO MAD!

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:49:34 -0400

MY FB FRIEND POSTED THIS IT MAKES ME SO MAD!

shakes fist at adult responsibilities

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:37:22 -0400

*shakes fist at adult responsibilities*

I wish there were snow days for work… but just my work so I could still do things and go...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:15:06 -0400

I wish there were snow days for work… but just my work so I could still do things and go places.