I like when Roland tries to use Eddie’s words. Can’t, sir. Cartomobile. Sanditch. And, his beloved Astin.
I only have two Dark Tower books left and I am very depressed about this fact.
I want to alienate everyone and everything so I can finish Wolves of the Calla. I have to force myself to put the book down and do other things. I think this is the best Dark Tower. It’s so interesting, I can’t even describe it properly. Callahan from ‘Salem’s Lot. More doors. Black Thirteen. Andy. Traitors. “Wolves.” And, Oy. Oy talking. “Ka. Moon. Ka, moon. Moon, ka.” “Shut up ka. Shut up moon. Shut up Ake. Shut up Oy.” Oy is tugging at my heart strings so hard. If I could wish for anything right now, it would be for an Oy.
Lord on a stick have mercy, it’s taking me forever to get through Wizard and Glass because I absolutely cannot stand Susan. Reading about Susan is like watching Keira Knightly. I’m past that part now, though. I’m back to Roland, Susannah, Eddie, Jake, and my beloved Oy. Finally. Finally, finally, finally.
I’m about half-way through Wizard and Glass right now. I hate Susan’s world. I’m sick of reading the words “mayhap” and “ye.”
Mayhap ye go fuck yourself, Susan.
When I get another dog, I’m going to name him Oy the Bumbler. :)